Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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