Do you still have your period?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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