Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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