wake up i wanna do it froggy style
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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