who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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