let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
