i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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