My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do vagina's smell?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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