I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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