I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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