My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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