3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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