Banned from zoo.
Again?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Sext me about skeletons
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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