I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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