This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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