Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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