What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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