yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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