soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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