I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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