After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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