They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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