I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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