It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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