I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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