dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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