? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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