Dual....:-)
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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