No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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