I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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