I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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