we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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