Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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