the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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