Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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