You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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