Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
