If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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