Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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