Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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