I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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