The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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