Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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