i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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