If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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