my mouth tastes like poor choices
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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