were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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