I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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