After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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