what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
