You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
