I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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