very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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